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Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (6745)

On 06/11/2012 at 1:25am - love - by thanksnicksparks (man) - United States

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Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:

#1 - On 06/11/2012 at 5:37am by Mideoyeo

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Your girlfriend is unappreciative.
I personally think that's really sweet and cute.
Sorry, OP.

#4 - On 06/11/2012 at 5:38am by AsianCookie247

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