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Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23204) - you deserved it (2021)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

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And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman

#3 - On 06/09/2012 at 3:17am by NothingsEasy

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that was bound to fail.

#1 - On 06/09/2012 at 3:16am by yoursucklives

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