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Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28644) - you deserved it (6425)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom

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Congratulations!

#5 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:57pm by CharliesCool2084

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He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

#6 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:58pm by shayshayshazam

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