Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 7:05am / Canada / Love

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  • Makes no sense. Sounds like she needs to get her mind straightened out.

    #1 - On 05/02/2012 at 9:35am by kimmi41509

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  • She's probably fucking that cantaloupe already!

    You didn't stand a chance against that leather-skinned melon, you poor bastard!

    #8 - On 05/02/2012 at 9:38am by perdix

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