Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2012 at 7:05am / Canada / Love
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Makes no sense. Sounds like she needs to get her mind straightened out.
#1 - On 05/02/2012 at 9:35am by kimmi41509
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She's probably fucking that cantaloupe already!
You didn't stand a chance against that leather-skinned melon, you poor bastard!
#8 - On 05/02/2012 at 9:38am by perdix
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