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Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20794) - you deserved it (3452)

On 04/19/2012 at 9:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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It's better you learned he's not interested now than when you're more involved...trust me

#1 - On 04/20/2012 at 3:23am by WCARlover

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Good job for having the guts to ask... If he said no, on to the next one. He isn't worth worrying about.

#4 - On 04/20/2012 at 3:29am by AngiLaLa1

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