Love: Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By tenniemo - 12/01/2019 04:00

Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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WCARlover 34

Friday 20 April 2012 9:23

It's better you learned he's not interested now than when you're more involved...trust me

DuffleBagHero 4

Friday 20 April 2012 9:32

He's not a douche, he told her straight up that he wasn't interested. That's better than being led on and lied too. It's not the end of the world OP.

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iCagetheElephant 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 23:33

This happened to me once, too. Sorry, OP :(

23chicagobulls01 0

Monday 23 April 2012 3:31

FRIEND-ZONED!!!

pdp_fml 21

Monday 23 April 2012 9:59

Op, sorry you deserved it. You should have let him make the first move, that way you wouldn't have to get embarrassed. In any case, I am sorry that he turned you down.

jopez1234 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 19:19

Damn...I'd be salty.

jupiterrisingfan 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:40

hahaha that sucks for u but don't bring the rest of us down too!!!!

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:21

Maybe he was planning to ask u. I asked my crush for his number and he said no. My birthday was 2 days later. He asked me for my number on my bday. So yeaa

caitlingracee7 0

Monday 16 July 2012 19:29

Maybe you thought he was flirting but in reality he was just trying to be nice.

PixieBrat 0

Monday 17 September 2012 22:51

never let them know ur interested!

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:15

Maybe he's just not ready!

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