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Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39198) - you deserved it (4631)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:48am - love - by KarolBee (woman) - United States (California)

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#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse.

That's my own personal opinion anyway.

#11 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:22am by redbluegreen

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what a nice boyfriend you have there

#1 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:07am by teamhat

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