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Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16270) - you deserved it (2951)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by Arp (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well at least their love in forever.
Don't lose hope though, Cupid still has time!

#1 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:15pm by PaulB123

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Hey at least your family loves you!

#3 - On 02/04/2012 at 7:16pm by ChaosAngel17

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