Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

by sillvy / 01/13/2012 at 4:32am / United States / Love

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  • Maybe you should take care of those things before you go on a date.. But that is incredibly rude of him.

    #1 - On 01/13/2012 at 10:05am by Pelreskovich

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  • At least that pimple didn't start talking to him.

    #2 - On 01/13/2012 at 10:05am by HeyLookJesus

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