Dating and Love: First Dates

First Dates

By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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HeyLookJesus 11

Friday 13 January 2012 16:05

At least that pimple didn't start talking to him.

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 13 January 2012 16:28

Guys always say, "I like my girl natural and without make up on." Well, there you have it.

Comments

taty7659 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 7:23

I feel bad now because i was lmfao when i read this

soldiermedic 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:58

Another example of the good old American maturity and manners. He's obviously not mentally capable of having a relationship so I wouldn't worry about it. His loss. He'll just go back home, alone and sit in the dark playing World of Warcraft...

jonriise18 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:53

This made me think of family guy, when Chris gets the giant talking pimple and makes friends with it!

mojjo21 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:29

DAMN!!!!!

kaitlynnnn_15 0

Monday 16 January 2012 17:08

what a jerk! but you're not alone my ex did that to me before

PandaLoverXD 12

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:26

The right thing to do would be to say nothing and quietly ignore it rather than rudely pointing it out.

JohnnySucks 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:08

You gotta stay on top of those things girl.(;

asira 2

Saturday 20 June 2015 10:41

Well he must have the most flawless, pimple-less skin in the whole universe! Because that's none of his business how your skin condition is ugh everyone gets pimples one point in their life