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Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23992) - you deserved it (4208)

On 12/26/2011 at 12:56pm - love - by flowerman - United States

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I'm sure it was an orchid situation, but at least you rose to the occasion and didn't stay mum or lily-livered when you bought them. The good news is that she'll definitely forget-you-not. In a few daisies, thistle blow over, she will kiss your tulips, and all will be forgiven.

#28 - On 12/26/2011 at 7:59pm by DocBastard

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That's bittersweet. Did she at least enjoy them before she began having a reaction?

#2 - On 12/26/2011 at 6:41pm by haw008

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