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Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23085) - you deserved it (4675)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

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And you're with him because...?

#1 - On 11/29/2011 at 9:52am by cradle6

See in context

+337 | 12

Growls?
That's what you get for dating a dog.

#9 - On 11/29/2011 at 9:59am by RedPillSucks

See in context

+124 | 22

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