Love, Relatable, Awkward and Break-ups: Life decisions

Life decisions

By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 05:05

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend after I got home and realised I was happier sat in my car on the street than I would be if I went inside and had to put up with her whining and her two spoiled daughters for even one more day. So now I’m happy, but also homeless. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Worst roommate ever

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 01:30

Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML

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You deserved it 1 188

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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You deserved it 150

Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 September 2020 5:23

You didn't really think that one through, chief, did you? When you want to break up with your landlady, you should have a plan for a place to go.

ftpallday666 16

Tuesday 8 September 2020 10:24

You did the right thing man, it will all work out

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 September 2020 5:23

You didn't really think that one through, chief, did you? When you want to break up with your landlady, you should have a plan for a place to go.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 8 September 2020 9:43

You really need to think things through. Ydi.

ftpallday666 16

Tuesday 8 September 2020 10:24

You did the right thing man, it will all work out

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 8 September 2020 17:48

It's better to live out of your car than to be stressed out so badly you snap, and do something you regret. Although you might want to see if you can find a new place soon. I can't imagine you'll want to be living in your car over winter.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 8 September 2020 22:31

Good for you man. Not every relationship works and while you could have thought it out a bit more and planned so as not to be homeless, you did what you thought was best for you and it doesn’t sound like you’re leaving them high and dry.