Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
by nightowl506 / 11/21/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
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They're just jealous
#1 - On 11/21/2011 at 10:06am by s1d1ouz
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The solution is obvious.
Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...
#3 - On 11/21/2011 at 10:07am by VaanBasch
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