By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
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VaanBasch 1

The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...

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TipOfTheHat 10

Who cares if your parents believe you? Just do your own thing anyway, and be happy with what you do!

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Freeze_fml 16

If only more people were as appreciative as you.

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notsoluckypup 12

Shut the hell up. At least you HAVE a boyfriend to call long distance ...

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sinking_fish 12

Who pissed in your Cheerios? /:

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Maybe this is the reason you don't have a boyfriend; because you're bitching at everyone else's relationships.

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claudzzzz 5

haha totally know that feeling,my bf is in alabama and i live in wisconsin

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FlyingWhisps 5

Well, clearly there is only one thing to do. Send your mother a bouquet of roses with a card that says "To: -insert mother's name- I enjoyed last night, babe. Can't wait to see you again this weekend ;)" Then sit back and enjoy sweet revenge.

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