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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (52364)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

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If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!

#1 - On 10/27/2011 at 12:32pm by Olovio

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I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!

#8 - On 10/27/2011 at 12:38pm by SkardeyKat

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