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Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8636) - you deserved it (36306)

On 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm - love - by Username - United States

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Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..

#1 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:40am by juliaaalove

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At least he understands?

#2 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:41am by KristinaKreme

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