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Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34862) - you deserved it (2799)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

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I thought Nazi's were all for blonde hair and blue eyes...

#1 - On 07/21/2011 at 6:09am by DeathBunny218

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Why don't you publicly preach how discrimination is wrong to them then?

#3 - On 07/21/2011 at 6:12am by marinus

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