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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2021 16:01

Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 17:25 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML

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By friendlessatwork - 02/10/2012 18:27 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML

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By seeking new employment - 07/01/2016 01:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML

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You deserved it 2 121

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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You deserved it 4 168

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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You deserved it 3 031

By SM - 30/10/2009 03:35 - United States

Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML

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justcommenting19 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:34

Wait, we're not?

thecodecat 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.

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Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

How did you find that out?

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:55

Maybe it was the cries of "you bastard, you advocate the death of Jews, you sick blonde blue-eyed fiend!" that tipped OP off.

xxkrystalxx 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 23:48

Lol I'm curious too. Like did the coworker just tell her or tell someone else

thecodecat 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.

thawny_fml 21

Sunday 18 October 2015 12:16

"I've told you I'm not a nazi at least nein times now, if you don't believe me I'll have to report you to the fuehrer"

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 22:44

Whenever OP sees her in private, he could raise his hands and salute.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 18 October 2015 23:04

Plot twist, the coworker is the actual Nazi. I did Nazi that coming.

justcommenting19 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:34

Wait, we're not?

BeautifulChaos27 37

Sunday 18 October 2015 10:52

Shhh! Don't tell them about our secret club!

Autistic_Slut 9

Friday 11 March 2016 4:57

we must keep the organization a secret

Googolman 29

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:36

I'm wondering how you found that out.

sylvienoir 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:36

Shit, she's onto us.

1bj1234 12

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:40

I bet you did Nazi that coming.

LilMissCanadian 22

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:40

You forgot "I bet Jew"

RealSuperSand 21

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:48

Wow. The level of stupidity is over 9000.

higgysaurus 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:29

Why did you pick 9000 out of all the numbers you could have picked? I mean even 10k sorta makes sense

brenton490 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:55

Because nein thousand sounds better!

spacefish966 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 10:07

^^^^win

zombiekiller52 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 12:03

What 9000 that's impossible?!!?

Talonshere 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 12:08

@18 It's a meme. That's why he chose 9000.

9a_1z 12

Sunday 18 October 2015 17:26

A very old meme, it's shameful, he should hand in his license to meme. All your meme licences are belong to us.

Enkeria 30

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:01

Apparently #18 has never watched DragonBall Z.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 18 October 2015 23:05

I'd almost say the stupidity is over 6 million.

higgysaurus 18

Monday 19 October 2015 21:04

#36 shit, my bad

Cads1 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:48

That's the price you pay for being the supreme race..... Apparently.

Tamandua 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:06

Tell her you're Jewish.

higgysaurus 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:34

Why not just tell her "I am not a Nazi"? No sense in lying when telling the truth would be more effective

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:08

Wear a KISS shirt...

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