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Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (3287)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)

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Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.

#2 - On 06/23/2011 at 3:03am by iAmScrubs

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Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).

#1 - On 06/23/2011 at 3:03am by NecroParade

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