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Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML


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On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

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at least you got a hug from her.

#2 - On 05/28/2011 at 10:31am by xOnlyTaeNy

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what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.

#10 - On 05/28/2011 at 10:34am by xk75

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