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Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33104) - you deserved it (2954)

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You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...

#1 - On 05/26/2011 at 9:56am by thatnucca

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show her a vid of u 2 getting it on

#5 - On 05/26/2011 at 10:01am by Alex94xela

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