Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
by Fatty / 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
#11 - On 05/17/2011 at 3:28am by dreamering
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Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
#1 - On 05/17/2011 at 3:16am by roeallen
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