Embarrassing, Awkward and Love: Hefty

Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

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dreamering 16

Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:28

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

roeallen 11

Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:16

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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Consequences 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:41

are you upset because he's weak or because you think you are fat?

Football_Man50 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:56

have you seen her FML name?

livin_plur 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:57

163- u sure ur not 11?

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:44

time to lose some weight there

sux_to_be_you 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:46

tell him to hit the gym.

thealmityking 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:47

it's ok if he's weak he's probably hung

Iwbas11 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 1:07

whats op?

skin_like_glue 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:20

It's a bit sad that she considers being pinned up against a wall as being romantic. It's called lust, Sweetie.

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:22

tell him to drink more gatorade !!

sueannpalma 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:27

mooooo

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