Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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DisappearingRose 18

Either you need to lose weight, or your boyfriend is a wimp.

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BAMF519 0

haha ur picture iz shane Dawson I luv that guy!

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metalhead5564 0

That doesn't mean she's fat. He could just be a weakling

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saint556 4

either your too fat or he's not a man and too weak.... either way it won't work

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bowmoq 4

"I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny"

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slappygecko 21

a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and buckets in her face you get sprung!

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SteelCladAngel 0

I dated a guy who struggle to pick me up when I was 125 lbs he was over 200.... I definitely wasn't fat...he was just a big ******* pussy

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chicagolady 3

How bout you both go to the gym. So you can loose weight, and he can get stronger.

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