Embarrassing, Awkward and Love: Hefty - FML

Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

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dreamering 16

Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:28

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

roeallen 11

Tuesday 17 May 2011 9:16

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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thatclown 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:24

or she needs to lose some weight :P

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:39

He was weak.

AirForce48 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:42

Fat ass!

DaddyFatSacks 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:46

Lol made my day

Lawlipop 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:48

That's not necessarily an indicator of you being fat... might just be that he's not very strong.

AtrumMessor 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:02

Aww, OP, maybe you're not fat so much as you're in love with a weakling...

Crazy4Christ 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:16

aaw it's the thought that counts

CaptainPickles72 18

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:03

This reminds me of a time with my ex-girlfriend. O.o She wasn't fat but just chubby (how I likes 'em!) and I tried to pick her up. At first I couldn't, but I didn't wanna make her feel fat so I still went for it! I did finally pick her up but I pulled something in my back............yet I still finished like a champ!! This should be a lesson to all guys who have a "bigger" girlfriend/some **** they just met, to never try and pick them up unless you're 110% positive you can! Otherwise she will get emotionally hurt or you'll get physically hurt. O.o

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:13

Some guys have had trouble picking me up and I'm nowhere near fat. I wouldn't worry about it.

football70 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:50

so either your really fat or he's really weak

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