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Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29264) - you deserved it (6118)

On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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apologize. then tell him you think he's cute. problem solved

#8 - On 02/04/2011 at 6:15am by MassEffectNerd

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he gave you the stink eye

#2 - On 02/04/2011 at 6:09am by angelo8320

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