By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 29

ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.

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RedPillSucks 31

so which is it? are you an asshole trying to seduce him, or are you trying to seduce his asshole?

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xspaniardx 3

Haha Nice. That sucks OP!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

8 - No. That doesn't work in this case.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

tell him you were trying to eye **** him.

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brenkite 5

I read a book by a guy who has a similar condition when he is lacking sleep... and terminal cancer

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Haydenrw93 0

hahahaha thats just a lil funny :P. im sure he realises the misunderstanding..... either that or he doesnt acctually have an eye twitch. :O

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IVANTTOCOME 0

You bitch, you owe him a hand-job.

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chiddy_bang71 0

38- what? ur obviously still high from the blunt ur smoking in ur picture.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.

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DocBastard 38

He also has an uncontrollable hand twitch, so when he pinches your ass or grabs your boob, remember it's involuntary.

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qwertyuiop44 0

haha for a six year old, you have a vivid imagination docbastard. and an awesome vocabulary.

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RedPillSucks 31

so which is it? are you an asshole trying to seduce him, or are you trying to seduce his asshole?

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sourgirl101 28

Or.... He might think you have a twitching condition too. Just keep on winking.

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stronghand0331 17

Exactly! So when he does try to seduce him, they'll have something in common.

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