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Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37396) - you deserved it (7473)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

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Unlock the door. Get out of the car.

#5 - On 01/04/2011 at 4:39pm by Zebidee

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Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!

#6 - On 01/04/2011 at 4:39pm by jubjub1276

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