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Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18219) - you deserved it (11018)

On 11/03/2010 at 11:16pm - love - by bummed (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you
Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant

#6 - On 11/04/2010 at 4:06am by Sammyb123

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omgggg that sucks! leave him, no baby mama drama!

#5 - On 11/04/2010 at 4:06am by AddyMilla

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