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Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25916) - you deserved it (4361)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

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That's a pretty sour pussy if you ask me!

#1 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:05am by H8rSk8r

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That's because your husband bad talks you to the cat while you're gone. They're plotting. Be careful.
WEAR SOCKS!

#2 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:09am by FFML_314

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