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Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41565) - you deserved it (6510)

On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

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You don't need a shallow bitch like her anyways, find someone who appreciates you for who you are, not what your body looks like.

#1 - On 09/26/2010 at 1:04pm by Showmehowtolive

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If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.

#6 - On 09/26/2010 at 1:07pm by LH0026

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