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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39531) - you deserved it (2935)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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what a douche... FYI op

#2 - On 09/16/2010 at 6:07am by Lifes_a_bust

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probably that was a joke!

#9 - On 09/16/2010 at 6:15am by skalyan

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