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Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19605) - you deserved it (12881)

On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.

#9 - On 09/15/2010 at 3:07am by schwancy

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Start saying "I hate you." It's easier.

#1 - On 09/15/2010 at 3:04am by Ignorance

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