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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24736) - you deserved it (3460)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

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