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Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43666) - you deserved it (4960)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Good parenting takes on a new level.

#1 - On 08/02/2010 at 7:17pm by Freeze

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If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this.

#33 - On 08/02/2010 at 7:35pm by Intoxicunt

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