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Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31988) - you deserved it (4080)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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