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Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50883) - you totally deserved it (3962)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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ahah ouch, it sucks to be ugly

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:04pm by MattGil

i bet you are ugly. matt.

#95 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:18am by 123sploosh

haaaahaaaaa! YDI for meeting someone online (:

#103 - On 02/25/2010 at 4:25pm by Darraghscoot

Oh dang, that sucks.

#2 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:04pm by Green12324

aww.

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:05pm by jenn03

Ooh! FYL indeed. Well, at least you're not the only one who's apparently ugly.

#4 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:05pm by snorlax422

Beauty's only in the eye of the beholder you know? *shrug*

#5 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:06pm by someone1989

lol that stinks

#6 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:08pm by Abirys

lol@ #1

#7 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:08pm by Emzoo

hahahahahahahahaha

#8 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:09pm by steinway

we need a picture..

#9 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:09pm by tozfeekum

Send me a pic! My email address is xxstarxx86@yahoo.com I really want to see!

#10 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:11pm by Calaura9

So what should i type on google to see it? troll, monster guy, stalker ugly man......? TELL ME!! lol

#11 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:13pm by NGM_KID

Try Godzilla

#101 - On 02/02/2010 at 9:50pm by Cambo9000

Ouch, that's harsh dude.

#12 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:14pm by skierguy

aww

#13 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:16pm by uj

I think #10 is going to be getting some nasty stuff in her inbox soon.

#14 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:18pm by I_am_stupid_also

Umm, I guess some people actually do look like that.

#15 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:19pm by hawkmadinejad

ahw, painful

#16 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:20pm by featherhead

ooh that sucks. Well at least she liked your personality.
Lol and 14 is right haha

#17 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:21pm by madhops0620

Awww! FYL indeed. Someone thinks you're good-looking out there, don't worry.

#18 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:24pm by whenpigzfly

haha i wuz just thinking that #14

#19 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:24pm by fedEX

Post 10's E-Mail in /b/!

#20 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:24pm by mach_kernel

Dude, online dating sucks! Don't feel down just because someone said you're "ugly." No one is "ugly." Just keep trying, and eventually you'll find someone. If you like this girl, just keep chatting with her, and don't feel down. She might be joking, but you won't know until you keep talking to her. Good luck.

#21 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:25pm by NorfolkDude

ill post it in /b/ now check it out!

#22 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:26pm by dwights

also going in /r/!

#23 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:29pm by dwights

One word: hotornot.com That way you can let a random group of strangers like us string you up and say if you're really ugly or not. On a scale of 1 - 10 I got an 8 :-D

Oh and if you ever want something to blame your parents for, now you have a good reason. F your life

#24 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:29pm by KeithHarris

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#25 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:29pm by derpdederp101

aw honey... everyone has different tastes and looks shouldn't matter if its serious...

#26 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:31pm by ughwhatever

"I've been seeing online"
My my times have changed. I would prefer you call it like it is, "person I've been chatting with online".

#27 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:32pm by danedo

#21: "Dude, online dating sucks! Don't feel down just because someone said you're "ugly." No one is "ugly." Just keep trying,"

No one is ugly? ........ Apparently you haven't seen this dude.

Who ever says they've never seen an ugly baby is full of S. Believe me, on some people God wasn't trying too hard. So don't give me that "everyone is beautiful" garbage. We can't all be Calvin Klein models. Some of us have to be Igor too.

#28 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:35pm by KeithHarris

#28, Nobody is ugly. You can think somebody is ugly but that is just an opinion.

Also, maybe you took a really bad picture? Most people are unable to critique their own work, so why don't you try getting it professionally done?

#29 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:48pm by uj

owch, harsh.
but YDI for online dating =X

#30 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:49pm by foreverisabelx3

#10 may have just posted her ex-boyfriend's email address.

That was my initial thought, but after clicking on her profile, maybe not....

#31 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:02pm by free_Aus

Haha awh.
Sorry dude.
Better luck next time!

#32 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:09pm by woah_dang_baby

post a link post a link!!

#33 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:09pm by meleecow

awww :(

#34 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:13pm by kkkristennnn

What I want to know more than anything was his response to that. I mean seriously, how do you respond to that!?

Anyway that sucks :( but don't feel too bad; everyone has different tastes!

#35 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:16pm by blapimp182

#21 I totally understand what you're saying and you're awesome lmao. It might sound cliché but it really is on the inside what counts. If you're really pretty and have a shitty personality then in my opinion you're "ugly." It's fucking society that decides who's "pretty" or not, and I think that people shouldn't give a shit what society has to say, and look at people for who they are.

#36 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:29pm by lovexmusic

Unless your face was disfigured from fire or something, I think most people can look decent if they actually try.

#37 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:44pm by Osakhomen

WOoo mabey u jus dont attract to her with that picture, use another one. Or if she doesnt think your what ever FUCK HER shes a biach

#38 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:56pm by jay32

awww so sorry. that's pretty harsh :/

#40 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:28pm by Marysenjo

That sucks. :/

#41 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:59pm by kellster

#20 & 22. Rules 1&2, etc. Good job contributing to the cancer.

#42 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:04pm by TerAki

I'm sorry!

#43 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:08pm by Kickinchicken213

I've been waiting for emails... none yet. What are /b/ and /r/?

#44 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:14pm by Calaura9

this made me geniunely sad.
iSorry OP :(.

however- i did laugh at #1's comment. does that make me bad?

#45 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:14pm by ladedum

/b/ and /r/ are channels on http://www.4chan.org/, which is an even bigger waste of electrons than this site is.

#46 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:16pm by I_am_stupid_also

I agree, your life is f***ed.

#47 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:16pm by the_question_mar

Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Better luck next time

#48 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:23pm by Funtertaining11

Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Better luck next time

#49 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:23pm by Funtertaining11

I love how people are comparing the poster to a caged money. it's so sad how some of you want to see this guy's picture like it's going to give you some sort of pleasure. like #29 said, no one is ugly. it's opinion.

#50 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:42pm by fortunecookie

sooo...can you post the pics?

#51 - On 04/22/2009 at 12:08am by mother_green7

should've done it earlier...like the first few days of talking. people say it's the inside that matters but if you arent attracted physically then no matter how good they are, nothing will happen. sorry she thought you were ugly tho...im sure you werent that bad

#52 - On 04/22/2009 at 12:26am by laura1111

should've done it earlier...like the first few days of talking. people say it's the inside that matters but if you arent attracted physically then no matter how good they are, nothing will happen. sorry she thought you were ugly tho...im sure you werent that bad

#53 - On 04/22/2009 at 12:26am by laura1111

You shouldn't be dealing with online relationships anyway. They are stupid.

#54 - On 04/22/2009 at 12:40am by wat_the_eff

I want to see your pic too! jr.rankins@yahoo.com I promise I won't be mean!

#55 - On 04/22/2009 at 12:40am by Jacqueline_Renee

you say: "thanks. I'm part of those 'some people.'"

see how she feels then :)

#56 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:02am by plzfml4real

dang lol

#57 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:08am by JSmith08

dang lol

#58 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:08am by JSmith08

dang lol

#59 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:08am by JSmith08

haha. if shes that concerned over looks shes not for you.

#60 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:09am by erijgio89248

lol @#55 posting another email addy after the b/tards have already got to the last one!

#61 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:29am by free_Aus

How do you "see" someone online?

#62 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:03am by raged

Lmao .. somehow i find this hard to believe.

Can we see the pic?! (not being rude or anything.. i'm just curious why the heck she would say that when you thought that it looked actually good)

#64 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:21am by Pepperolls

#50... yeah, some people ARE in fact ugly.

OP, FYL, that sucks man.

#65 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:48am by ammali

Guess you guys hadn't really been "seeing" each other online until now : )

#66 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:35am by twiles

YES, some people really DO look like this...jerk. :(

#67 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:55am by snoopy24

hahahaha. man. that sucks. Keep trying buddy!

#68 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:56am by DizzyDemon0

Don't you just love Online Dating?

#69 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:25am by ccsballazdre

Sorry dude, online dating can be sucktastic like that. Don't give up!

#70 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:52am by kurukururock

Aww, sorry the world is so cold. :/

#71 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm by simplewhimsy

bahahaha, she actually said thats not funny? Wow, lol

#72 - On 04/22/2009 at 1:55pm by Jokermon

So the lesson learned here is to get the picture exchanging out of the way in the beginning.

#73 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:29pm by mkr

Ah, I bet she'd feel like a bitch though if she knew it was you.

#74 - On 04/22/2009 at 4:13pm by AlfonzoRex

#28 I just clicked on your profile. Some people really do look like that...it's not funny.

#75 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:14pm by tdawgheath

hahahaha omg i wanna see

#76 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:11pm by kgsaywha

can you really call it "seeing" someone when you only know each other over the computer?

#77 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:06pm by were_giraffe

people posting emails on 4chan are win xD

#78 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:50pm by Amystika

And this is the main reason why girls never talk to me. Like really? You care that much about how a guy looks rather than how they are?

#79 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:00am by Magus

ouchhhhh

#80 - On 04/23/2009 at 5:04am by rityz

time to get off the computer, put down the cheetos and hit the gym there buddy.

Some other suggestions:
1) cut the mullet
2) burn the '80s ripped jeans / denim jacket with "KISS" or whatever on it
3) lose the mustache... it only looks cool on firemen and Navy SEALS

#81 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:37pm by CPTobvious

i definately agree wit number 9

#82 - On 04/23/2009 at 7:51pm by xox_sandy_xox

Omg, I was moderating new FMLs and found this -

Today, I exchanged pictures with a man I've been online dating for a while. When I received his, I responded, "That's not funny. Some people actually look like that." It turns out it was his real picture...FML

;D;D;D

#83 - On 04/23/2009 at 8:05pm by jaanejonas

Awwe! Thats brutal.. that's the thing about pretty people though they can tend to be really ugly

#84 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:05am by DieVanity

you should tell her thats your real picture to make her feel better and then never talk to her unless she appolagises

#85 - On 04/25/2009 at 2:09pm by beetlebug

Nobody is ugly, but there are plenty of people who are shallow. Work that out in therapy.

#86 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:20pm by Sakura_Haruno

YDI for dating online, sending pics to an online stranger, and being ugly.

#87 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:28pm by login

Don't let it get you down, try face to face dating instead.

#88's a bitch who will probably die alone.

#88 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:32pm by mustlovemarvin

PS I might of meant #86 not 88

#89 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:35pm by mustlovemarvin

She sounds rude as hell anyway....I'm sure you're gorgeous :)

#90 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:48am by Sp3cialGirl16

Haha, post 84.

#91 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:25pm by thedog

O_O ouch. Sort of been there, done that though, so you're definitely not alone.

#92 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:06pm by DarkMirror

Mean, mean girl.

#93 - On 05/13/2009 at 1:37pm by YukiKirai

YIKES.

That woman is shal-low D:

#94 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:41pm by blooxxkrazi

bitch... you should find someone else and tell her to fuck off

#96 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:23pm by SarahsWickedGame

she is a bitch looks don't matter it's the persons personality is what realy matters

#97 - On 08/29/2009 at 8:22pm by Spongebobsquarep

haha. UGLYASS!

#98 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:24pm by scateice

Poor you. Don't feel bad though, the woman was probably some 65 year-old man pretending to be a woman for goodness knows why.

#99 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:51am by JC193

thats why the internet sucks

#100 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:35pm by Ducttapemann

Probably has to do with you being from Wisconsin...

#102 - On 02/14/2010 at 12:24am by AngryMinnesotan

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