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Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31371) - you deserved it (4426)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:00am - love - by likesboys (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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It's ok hun. I'm 17 without a boyfriend...ever. just look on the bright side, when you get a bf it will be even more special. =)

#4 - On 05/19/2010 at 10:07am by NirveliJoy

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Just because you havent had a boyfriend in a long time you're considered a lesbian? have you given off some kind of lesbian vibe? Im sure everyone in your family hasnt been in a relationship their whole lives, they're just rude for saying that! Your sexual orientation is your business! and you dont need to be in a relationship to be happy!!

#12 - On 05/19/2010 at 10:18am by britterss

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