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Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Bwahaha your kid is a genius :D

#4 - On 03/06/2010 at 2:00pm by anonymas

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kids say the darndest things!

#2 - On 03/06/2010 at 1:59pm by velvel

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