Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Home improvement
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
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anonymas_fml 0
Bwahaha your kid is a genius :D
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe she was wrong but her heart was in the right place. Besides, she's saving the rest of us from having to see you in a shirt so small that even a child can see it doesn't fit.
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kcluna 6
lol she should be grounded
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe she was wrong but her heart was in the right place. Besides, she's saving the rest of us from having to see you in a shirt so small that even a child can see it doesn't fit.
livluvlaff8 0
well @least ur daughter cares about you
Itzmeh 0
Kids are brutally honest hun. Look on the bright side- now your stomach won't be squished!
jayjaysmokerson 0
why for being honest? kids don't really have a filter so they can't help saying or doing things like that. I think it is super cute actully. btw to All the people who have and will comment saying ydi for being fat.... go **** yourself!
zephyrnok 9
Fatty detected.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
That's children, always looking out for you. Hey at least she cares.
reyemrein 0
That kid is going places.
Prototype12 0
YDI for being fat
ilovemypuppy29 0
f her life!
sublimaze 6
if you can't see your dick or your feet, you're too damn fat
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
While kids should be taught not to destroy other peoples things, you deserve it if you are one of those people who wears ultra tight shirts even though you have a gut. Eww. The people who say "omg don't punish her shes so cute lolz" are the kind that raise kids that have massive temper tantrums in the middle of Walmart because there are no more strawberry toaster streudels.
saywaturcoco 0
r u pregnant?
nmsm 1
@31 It's a girl hence the daughter calling her mommy
nmsm 1
or woman, more appropriately
sublimaze 6
that's why I included "feet", since everyone has them. dumbass
MrMaD_fml 2
...this is when you immediately drop to the floor and do about a thousand crunches.
afarr 0
@26, are you oblivious of 14?
Taipan_fml 0
You're cool #32
deathcab7 0
this fml wouldnt of happend in the first place if you wouldnt have worn shirts too small for you..
fisheatsbear 6
nice connection #32
TrekkieGirl 0
lol...at least she was being thoughtful! Maybe it's time to buy some shirts that actually fit, OP. Clearly if a six year old thinks your shirts are too small, then there's a reason.
Zills 0
32 amen amen amen my dad wouldvve spanked me at that age. If I did that now he would beat me sensless.
dunni786 0
genius!
rramirez1 0
u tdi fatty
rramirez1 0
@53 dude "wouldn't of" is incorrect don't be such a dumbass and say shit right
nedflow 0
#26? did you say that just to piss off #14? cause I approve.
nedflow 0
#32 SO not true, my mother NEVER punished me and Im an awesome person, Im bright, beautiful And SO modest! lol. sorry. but seriously, my mom didn't punish me when I was little, we just talked about things and I'd get the point. but you sound like the kind of person who had terrible parents and thinks it was normal for them to be like that. don't punish the kid, just tell her about white lies so she. doesn't get hurt later on in life. :)
SigmaSky 5
Not saying the daughter should be punished for this, because it's really rather harmless, but I too hate how people don't punish their kids anymore because it's "abuse". Man, whenever I did something wrong as a kid my mom didn't spank me with her hand, she used a belt. If more people did that, kids wouldn't act the way they do now.
Link5794 18
If more people did that, there would be a lot more broken bones due to carelessness in belt-swinging. Also, humans would evolve larger, stronger hands to catch moving objects.
thatssomia 12
u sick asshole. no she ******* didn't deserve this!!! you try giving birth to a baby. not every girl's stomach flattens up after
velvel 7
kids say the darndest things!
raghavfyl 0
go to a gym
Sun_Kissed18 25
She might not be fat, just normal with tight shirts. Don't judge.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
I doubt a kid would try to cut her shirts to "make room" if her stomach was flat. The kid probably wouldn't even notice her stomach if it was flat and not protruding through a tight shirt. However, tight shirts and guts + lovehandles are very noticable.
anonymas_fml 0
Bwahaha your kid is a genius :D
smashleighfig 0
Lmao im sorry, i know thats gotta be terrible, but you have to admit thats funny shit right there. Especialy because she did it so innocently trying to help. FYL, but at least youve got a compassionate kid. Try being a better role model though.
ski_backwards 0
ydi for being fat
attaboyyy11 11
Word
gman79 0
don't be a lardass, ydi
gunta 0
Fatty... haha
Craw25 0
lol that's too cute. but maybe she's hinting at something.
zephyrnok 9
YDI for having children without discipline.
vansbabe66 0
your prob one of those people who wear super tight clothes or sports a Camel toe so u won't have love handles haha
smashleighfig 0
lmfao omg if i had $1 for every camel toe love handle hider i see at the gym i work at id be a ******* millionare