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Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19539) - you deserved it (14938)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:01pm - kids - by disguested (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well that's a useless threat. "Do your chores or I will for you!"

#2 - On 03/04/2010 at 7:40pm by ktbird

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What's the problem? You should've known what you were getting into.

#1 - On 03/04/2010 at 7:39pm by SKRules

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