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Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52665) - you deserved it (4066)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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