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Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61961) - you deserved it (5637)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

#4 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:13am by Jaxro

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ohh, nicee girlfriend.
Some of the stupid parents might have even thought it meant you loved little kids and you are great with children? :D

You should have just rubbed it in anyway.

#3 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:13am by carmel

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