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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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By Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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By chlorinesmells - 30/05/2012 13:51 - United States

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML

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By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By poolboy - 14/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML

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By unluckycounsellor - 30/06/2009 23:26 - Bermuda

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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StillWaving 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 7:07

I teach swimming lessons too. I was teaching a 13 year old autistic kid and got felt up. He is a deaf mute so he doesn't even understand what you tell him. Hi James! Im Jenn! *proceeds to touch my boobs* Me: alright... not okay +Jenn+

alpuppy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 22:52

Is the FML the fact that it's the only person you've ever gone that far with?

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 18:10

Sounds like a job perk to me. Do you know if they're hiring?

Zintrix 6

Saturday 19 October 2013 22:29

Hey if you see an opening to get some you go for it and that goes for all ages.

PenultimateTaco 14

Wednesday 15 January 2014 1:01

I think there's a word for that... oh yeah, pedophilia. Why would you want that??

alpuppy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 22:52

Is the FML the fact that it's the only person you've ever gone that far with?

grajax 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:57

Shots fired?

LenWK 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 7:58

That little boy is a pimp.

StillWaving 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 7:07

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:57

Oh my gosh what is up with accusing this person of being a pedo!? I innitially thought.. "eeeek awkwardness!".. I didn't think "OH I BET THEY LIKED IT THE PERV!!!" What the hell!?

dirty_laundry 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:32

after the first time....its you fault :/

FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:39

Kid knows what he's doing.

LMent 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:36

He's learning quick

DankPete 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 14:52

A six-year-old grabs her boobs and it's HER fault? Wow. Maybe some day the people saying it's her fault will have a kid randomly grab their crotch. Then they'll be "pedophiles" too. Smart.

Sarasa01 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:14

A while ago, my 5 year old cousin whas going through that stage as well. He would sit on top of me and try to grab my boobs or look under my shirt. Seems he was doing that to everyone. Luckily, it wore off eventually.