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Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45837) - you deserved it (4035)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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