Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML
by arachnidphobia / 01/02/2010 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
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Today, I was minding my own business when this kid tried to hammer me to death. Then ear piercing alarms went off. It's been five hours, I still can't hear. FML
#41 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:22am by _Sophia_
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haha thts hilarious!
#2 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:14am by valeriekirsten
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