Today, there was a spider in my car. FML - FML

By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By raven_of_azarath - 29/07/2019 02:00

Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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By Arachnofail - 08/04/2016 04:16 - France - Goussainville

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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By uwotm8 - 24/05/2015 00:58 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML

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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:29 - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 17:43 - Meade

Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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Top comments

Googolman 29

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:07

Your horrible is absolutely joke.

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 14 May 2016 20:38

Spider on your screen?

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WARKID2000 13

Saturday 14 May 2016 18:30

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Googolman 29

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:07

Your horrible is absolutely joke.

warner69 8

Saturday 14 May 2016 18:39

these are so dumb. if i wanted unfunny pictures i would download ifunny

Ashd09 30

Saturday 14 May 2016 18:43

Totally agree with #3. You're trying too hard to be "funny" and it's just ruining the experience for me. Since yall won't listen when I comment in the play store I'm just throwing this out there.

kolby12309 26

Saturday 14 May 2016 18:48

should be a car on fire

Railroader 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:01

Yeah these pictures are not good. Now if posters of legit FMLs could add related photos to their posts.... Well that would be a different story.

Steffi3 40

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:03

Awesome!

coatl45 11

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:25

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Railroader 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:27

Yeah these pictures are not good. Now if posters of legit FMLs could add related photos to their posts.... Well that would be a different story.

AlexTehGrate 2

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:51

why can't I see the photo?

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 14 May 2016 20:38

Spider on your screen?

Startled_Toenail 21

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:52

These jokes are almost as terrible as minion quotes

EmiEvelyn 12

Saturday 14 May 2016 22:34

This is actually amusing. At the very least it made me smile to myself while reading.

ballinball 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 19:55

been there crashed over there

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