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Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:43am - kids - by madeyoulaugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind

#7 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:21pm by Rico5037

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Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."

#13 - On 11/25/2009 at 2:55pm by aback

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