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FML : Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at...
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By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - / Wednesday 2 March 2016 01:22 / United States
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Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Jason Voorhees: Friday the 13th Michael Myers: Halloween Freddy Krueger: Nightmare on Elm Street

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she thought I was screwing with the kids...like they would connect the dots anyways...besides I've heard it all it doesn't bother me I openly challenge everyone to come up with something original. but mostly it's always the same. oh please don't kill me or prove it

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wow did you know they named a famous movie character after you well at least everybody should know how to spell your name I'm sure you're really tired of all the stupid comments so I won't make one I often comment on peoples names when I'm dealing with customers on the phone except when its one that is so easy and obvious did you just don't say a damn thing about their name

It might've been her first time meeting someone with that name, thus her surprisingly rude reaction. Doesn't make it right to do so especially while on the job. Be proud of your killer name!

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I've not heard of the serial killer by that name, only the guy who plays Austin Powers, Wayne and Shrek. My apologies, but that's what I thought of.

Even if it was a joke, you just gave money to charity. Why would they get shitty over what you decide to put on the star? My brother and I put "darth vader" and "voldemort" on ours before, the cashier just laughed and said it was awesome.

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I work at a gas station, and we frequently do charity donations, and if someone doesn't want to put their name on one, we always put silly names on them like Voldemort and such! I guess I don't understand what the problem would have been even if that wasn't your real name? It kind of comes with doing those, because a lot of people don't want to put down their real name.

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Exactly! We're doing a charity thing at my work right now and we've had Batman, Cinderella, Jane Austen, the Grinch, Tony Stark and even a rubik's cube make donations. Who cares what you put on the card, it's entertaining and the point is that you've donated to a good cause.

It certainly is a shame. Your parents wanted to name you something else but unfortunately the woman in the next bed had already taken Leatherface.

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