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Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 1:14am - kids - by stupidsantaclaus (woman) - United States (California)

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What a horrible friend :(

#1 - On 10/08/2009 at 6:12am by xxmollyxx

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You're an idiot. Why did you lie about who you were on the phone to? You should have said you were talking to a friend.

#6 - On 10/08/2009 at 6:21am by tari_joon

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