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Today, my 15 year old sister came home at 4am totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about abusing drugs. FML


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On 09/13/2009 at 2:19pm - kids - by BigSister (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Grounded? Fuck that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.

#22 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:52pm by Addddam

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tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...

#7 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:13pm by coldplaylive2003

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